Tonight we were hanging out with griffyweaver when I was reminded of a cartoon show I used to watch in my youth called "Omer and the Starchild." As some of you may know, I grew up overseas so my nostalgic childhood memories consist of weird foreign children's shows like "The Fruities" and "Es war einmal die Koerper." Anyway, when I was in high school, I ( Read more... )

So some of you may remember that I'm doing some temp work for the census right now. On Monday, my supervisor informed me that I was being transferred to another crew working a different district, apparently because our crew was doing really well and almost done while this other crew needed additional help. They told me that the new crew was ( Read more... )

OH GOD YESSSSS I am going to see KYLIE when she comes to America in September. For those of you who don't know, I love Kylie Minogue more than a flaming homosexual man loves, uh, Kylie Minogue. Her music always makes me want to cry and masturbate at the same time ( Read more... )

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As some of you may know, I went to law school. I did not enjoy it very much. Do you know what law students do for fun? They make shitty rap videos using HILARIOUS LEGAL TERMINOLOGY. No, really. That's what they do. For three years, I saw this sort of thing over and over:

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I actually get almost every reference in that rap, too. And when they ( Read more... )

Once again, I was mistaken for a woman on the phone. This is beginning to get really fucking old. It's a good thing I'm so patient with telemarketers. My favorite ones are the ones who start off calling me "sir" and then correct themselves to "ma'am." Sometimes they'll even switch to "ma'am" after they learn that they're speaking to a "Mike," ( Read more... )

So, as some of you may know, the local theater just finished a stage production of Night of the Living Dead, wherein I appeared as a zombie. And they posted the whole thing up on YouTube! The audience that night was completely drunk, so they really loved the zombies. I can be glimpsed briefly in part one and again in part four. But if you're ( Read more... )

I don't think I can take much more of this ustream crap

Amidst all the chaos of the holidays, I think we should reflect on the real reason for the season, which was explained to us by Alf in an Alf Christmas special. In this very special episode, a series of contrivances which are unimportant to our purposes forced Alf to dress as Santa Claus and confront an old black man, who may have been the only ( Read more... )

Moody and I went to the BOUNTY OF OROVILLE today, which is this sorta craft fair/food sample tasting thingy. Anyway, one of the booth sold fancy artisan balsamic wasabi cilantro dill raspberry rosemary dressings and they gave us a fancy pants brochure of their products. Moody pointed out something interesting about the photos in this brochure: ( Read more... )